Chat med Tomten

Hittade en liten Santa bot på nätet. Sånt här brukar aldrig vara särskilt bra, men jag är extremt uttråkad, so what the heck.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: Jösses

Santa: Hi there Jösses .

You: Hi, I have been a naughty girl this year

Santa: Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

You: So you mean there are elves spying on me?

Santa: Interesting deduction. Yes Jösses I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

You: Does mrs Santa like it naughty?

Santa: I can't tell if mrs Santa like it naughty.

You: You don't have sex?

Santa: I do so have sex. Food is more important than sex.

You: Do you have sex with the elves?

Santa: Food is more important than sex.

You: Does Santa come to Malmö this year?

Santa: Yes I try to come to Malmö this year to Malmö this year as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

You: Do I get a christmas present this year?

Santa: Not that I know of.